call me a metaphysical detective, babe

I’m so fired up about what I do, I love serving the collective in need, and most of all I love a good challenge!

So I’m going with the Sherlock Holmes style of consulting, choosing which cases give me a stimulating puzzle for my internal sniffer dog, twice a week - totally free (though if you want to donate for thanks afterwards you’re more than welcome). I will keep all emails on file and work with which ones inspire me the most, so even if I don’t get back to you straight away there’s always a chance I’ll reach out with a booking link later on.

If you have strange synchronicities, odd occurrences, repeating patterns, or just a tough nut to crack in terms of what is blocking your path forward (or a negative entity you want investigated - yeah, I’m that woo *&* the call is always coming from inside the house), I’m your Detective.

If you need more space to write your case down, please email me directly (email: veeasimov@gmail.com) so I can have all the juicy details.

If your case takes more than one session I’m happy to run multiple until we get to the bottom of the mystery (at my discretion).

With gratitude,

Vee Asimov


P.S. If you’re keen beans to work with me & financially able to pay for a session please do book one, I also need to eat.